About me
"NO GENTLEMEN OVER 35 WILL BE ACCEPTED, AND I PREFER CAUCASIAN TYPES, PLEASE! And hygiene? It better be on point, or don't bother! I'm not into playing games with agencies that use fake photos and cheap tricks—count me out! I love dreaming, the ocean, chocolate, and a bit of fun. When it comes to envelopes, please have exact change or more, as I don't carry cash due to bank deposits. This is strictly for the true connoisseurs out there. Once you book, no last-minute cancellations or rescheduling due to changes in plans. So, if you think you can keep up with me, let's create some delightful memories in Middlesbrough!"
